Droppin’ Science Like Galileo Dropped an Orange

Why flies gotta be all up in my beer’s business, and whatnot?  Greedy bastards. Some lab nerds at UC Riverside figured it out. Read the article here.

Based on their conclusion, I see no solution to the problem other than the already available fly homicide (preferably by lounging and drinking a beer, whilst listening to the satisfying zap of a bug zapper).

Therefore, based on my own experience in school, I can conclude the following: Instead of sitting in a lab, wasting beer, and not scoring…the researchers should have been sitting in a bar, getting wasted on beer…and not scoring.

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