Thanks to everyone who submitted a name, even you sickos who see my mascot as a meal. The winning name is an amalgam of “Snouty McStouty” from Lyrics, Libations, and Life, and “Chet” from Chris.
Special thank you’s to runners-up: Kathie for “Brewster McSwiggleston” and Nathalie for “Brewski McBacon”. It was a tight race.
Shortly, I will be landing at Dick Cheney International Airport in Jackson, WY, where I will proceed to drink all Deschutes, Snake River, Grand Teton, and Big Sky beers that come within my reach…I will also ski.