Allagash Black – Never bet on Wesley Snipes

Next up, Allgash Black:

2013-03-10 18.19.16Always bet on black…at least that’s what Wesley Snipes famously proclaimed in Passenger 57. In the case of this beer, he was right. In the case of his tax advice, the McKean Federal Correctional Institution says he was wrong. A little tax season advice from someone with an LL.M. in tax: If the position on your return is based on the argument that Ohio did not actually become a State until 1953 (and thus its earlier ratification of the 16th Amendment is invalid) you may be on shaky legal ground.

OSU fans

Although, practically-speaking, getting rid of Ohio is a worthy idea.

Perhaps less remembered about Wesley Snipes is that he was Michael Jackson’s nemesis in the video for Bad. Jackson and Snipes have a tense standoff in an abandoned subway station. Then, Snipes backs down after Jackson exploits a major weakness in Snipes’ extensive Shotokan Karate and Hapkido training with a deadly West Side Story-influenced song-and-dance number.

Beanie, toboggan, tuque...whatever you call it, it's menacing.

Beanie, toboggan, tuque…whatever you call it, it’s menacing.

It pours, um, black…with scarlet highlights. It has a solid, creamy-looking head, but not overly exuberant. Smells like dark baker’s chocolate with some roast and a yeasty fruitiness. Same in taste, along with some espresso and a nice roasted bitterness at the end. It’s got this very slight earthy and herbal thing running through it, and as it warms, some cola and a hint of the booze come out. A little more carbonated than your usual stout, but it’s Belgian after all. It’s not dry; it’s not sweet, but it is clean. (Allagash beers always seem to be in the style’s Goldilocks Zone in this respect.) A very solid Belgian stout (which I love).

The Haybag: I have always liked this one. Hey, tax LL.M., why aren’t our taxes finished yet?


14 thoughts on “Allagash Black – Never bet on Wesley Snipes

  1. Great writeup! That’s my kind of beer review. Heavy on creative context and light (just right) on technical tasting notes. I was always a bit disappointed with Allagash until I had this one about 5 years ago. It’s my favorite in their lineup though Hugh Malone is a very close second.


    • That’s right. There are plenty of straight up beer reviewers out there. Gotta give the kids a little something extra. That’s why my stats are so high…oh, wait…nevermind.

  2. hmmm…I really want to enjoy this post because of the Snipes references, but it’s an April 1st post and Mr. Hilarity gives me straight up humor? I’m beyond disappointed and therefore am boycotting you for one week…though that will probably be when you next review goes up.

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